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Unread 31st August 2016   #1
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Kind of surprised that there isn't a thread for this... Just funny stuff...

Anyway, who's ready for Halloween?

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Different thread...Response with GIFs...
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Different thread...Response with GIFs...
True, but have you gone through it? Some of the gifs are funny as hell.

I ended up saving some to my computer, because they made me laugh out loud.
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True, but have you gone through it? Some of the gifs are funny as hell.

I ended up saving some to my computer, because they made me laugh out loud.
True, I always seemed to think the objective was to post something in response to the last post.... I usually find something that is randomly funny but not related to anything...

I guess we have multiple places to post funny crap...at random I suppose
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True, I always seemed to think the objective was to post something in response to the last post.... I usually find something that is randomly funny but not related to anything...

I guess we have multiple places to post funny crap...at random I suppose
the way things are today, we need more funny, random crap.
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Some people rob for pleasure.

Some rob because its there. You never know.

My names Friday, I’m a cop.

I was working the day watch, on a robbery, when I got a call from the Acme School Bell Company. There’s been a robbery.

Man: There’s been a robbery.

Friday: Yes Sir, what is it?

Man: My clappers.

Friday: Your clappers?

Man: Yea, you know those things inside a bell that makes them clang.

Friday: The clangers.

Man: That’s right, but we call them clappers in the business.

Friday: A clapper caper.

Man: What’s that?

Friday: Nothing Sir. Now can I have the facts?

What kind of clappers was stolen on this capper?

Man: They were copper clappers.

Friday: And where were they kept?

Man: In the closet.

Friday: U huh. You have any ideas, who might have taken the copper clappers from the closet?

Man: Well, once fired a man and he swore he’d get even.

Friday: What was his name?

Man: Claude Cooper.

Friday: You think he…….

Man That’s right ! That’s right! I think Claude Copper copped my copper clappers, kept in a closet.

Friday: Do you know where this Claude Cooper is from?

Man: Yea, Cleveland.

Friday: That figures that figures.

Man: What make it worse, they were clean.

Friday: Clean copper clappers?

Man: That’s right.

Friday: Why do you think Cleveland’s Claude Cooper, would cop your clean copper clappers kept in your closet?

Man: Only one reason.

Friday: And what’s that?

Man: He’s a kleptomaniac.

Friday: Who first discovered that the copper clappers were copped?

Man: My cleaning woman, Clara Clifford.

Friday: That figures, now let me see if I have the facts straight here.

Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper clappers, kept in a closet, were copped by Claude Cooper the kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now is that about it?

Man: One other thing.

Friday: What’s that?

Man: If ever I catch kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland, who copped my clean copper clappers that were kept in a closet.

Friday: Yes?

Man: I’ll clobber him.
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Purrr sillyness....

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Can't tell you how many times this has happened to me....
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