I am to perfect?

[GoofyBorisZamunda]

Hey y'all, so I've been looking back on my past relationships and I'm finally ready to admit the truth - I have bad taste in men, okay? I don't know what it is, but I always end up with these hot, muscly guys who have no idea how to treat me right. It's like I just can't help myself, you know? But here's the thing, all these guys are like obsessed with how good I look and treat me like they're doing me such a huge favor by dating me. Like, get over yourself!