04-28-2015, 04:04 PM
1. Iâm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I canât put it down.
2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesnât seem to be gaining momentum.
3. Why canât atheists solve exponential equations? Because they donât believe in higher powers.
4. Schrodingerâs cat walks into a bar. And doesnât.
5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
âWhat do we want?â.
âTime travelâ
âWhen do we want it?â.
âIrrelevant.â
7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies âFor you, no chargeâ.
9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
âOh, no, I think I lost an electron.â
âAre you sure?â
âYes, Iâm positive.â
10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesnât seem to be gaining momentum.
3. Why canât atheists solve exponential equations? Because they donât believe in higher powers.
4. Schrodingerâs cat walks into a bar. And doesnât.
5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
âWhat do we want?â.
âTime travelâ
âWhen do we want it?â.
âIrrelevant.â
7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies âFor you, no chargeâ.
9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
âOh, no, I think I lost an electron.â
âAre you sure?â
âYes, Iâm positive.â
10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
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Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams