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10 science jokes for nerds
#1
1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
“What do we want?”.
“Time travel”
“When do we want it?”.
“Irrelevant.”

7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”

10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
lolly lols Big Grin <3 love the schrodingers cat one! I also dont.
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#3
They all made me sigh and try to force back a smile. Which I assume is the intention.
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#4
himself Wrote:They all made me sigh and try to force back a smile. Which I assume is the intention.

It is.
And it isn't.
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#5
himself Wrote:They all made me sigh and try to force back a smile. Which I assume is the intention.

I just thouhg that they were rather droll and really quite clever.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#6
lmao!

although, I will admit, I don't approve of the schrodingers cat experiment, as I don't like cruelty to animals.

LOL
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#7
RoflRoflRoflRoflRoflRoflRoflRofl
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#8
I thought I'd have to be Big Bang Theory level to get these... or maybe I got them from watching Big Bang Theory. Smile
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#9
I looked up Schrodinger’s cat on the Internet and I still don't understand it!
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#10
yeah, i've heard them.

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