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A cautionary tale
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There was once a horse fly flying through the countryside when he spotted a farm. On the farm there was a manure pile with a manure fork stuck in the pile. On the handle of the manure fork was a big piece of fresh horse manure. The fly flew over to partake of this, his favorite food. He ate and ate until he could hold no more. He tried to fly away but he was too heavy and fell to his death.

And now for the moral of our story.


IF YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT DON'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE!

I just love to educate people! LOL
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams


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