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Americans prefer smartphones to sex
#1
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...-1.1607822

Sigh........
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
Ok.

It's more or less as relevant as saying that humans prefer their socks to sex.
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#3
Only because we aren't allowed to have sex in public.
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#4
Hmmm, two things I've never had and am not all that excited to have any time soon.

You can wank yourself but you can't wank your phone.

Moreover, you can wank yourself but you can't wank someone a text. Need a real phone for that one, unfortunately
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#5
Americans are strange! Come to Canada! We have free health care! Big Grin
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#6
PenguinPecker Wrote:Americans are strange! Come to Canada! We have free health care! Big Grin

A bit of a non-sequitor, but I like you're spirit. I'm buying a ticket tomorrow!
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#7
PenguinPecker Wrote:Americans are strange! Come to Canada! We have free health care! Big Grin

It's not free. You are paying for it through your taxes, Im sure.
Governments do NOT give A N Y T H I N G away for free!!! Except death, torture, and pestilence.
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#8
Actually, THIS American prefers THESE to sex......

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#9
PenguinPecker Wrote:Americans are strange!

This +1

Lol kidding~

I think its cause America is so big, owning a phone leads to finding sex easier :I

Or theyre already so skilled in proliferation, that their hormones lowered themselves to temper birth and population rates.
I-sense-chemistry
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#10
Those are 2 things I've never had. Probably will remain that way forever...
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