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Blonde Convention
#1
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes
Are Not Stupid" Convention
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that
blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the
stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start
cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting
80,000 of you in one place and we have the world- wide press and
global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected
sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the
80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER
ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says,
"Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump
to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "Give
her another chance! Give her another chance!"
#2
Wicked! Rofl
Still wondering what I'll be when I grow up.
#3
It made me laugh! Thank you!
#4
Love it .Rofl


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