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Blonde Moment
#1
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, " we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10!
"Very good," said her mother.
" Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, ' we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B , C , D, E , F , G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde"
"The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled " we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls have flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36cs.

"Very good," said her embarassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No, honey. It's because you're 24!"
#2
Now thats some funny shit... lol
#3
haha! not the usual blonde joke! great!
#4
A blonde and Brunette jump off a building - who hits the ground first...??


The brunette - The Blonde stopped to ask for directions


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