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Changing a Lightbulb
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Changing a Lightbulb

ARIES:
Just one. You want to make something of it?

TAURUS:
One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb
is useless and should be thrown away.

GEMINI:
Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing
who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

CANCER:
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grieving process.

LEO:
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

VIRGO:
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

LIBRA:
Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two.
Is that OK with you?

SCORPIO:
That information is strictly secret and shared only with
the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the
Ancient Hierarchical Order.

SAGITTARIUS:
The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?

CAPRICORN:
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

AQUARIUS:
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....

PISCES:
Light bulb? What light bulb?


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