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Changing a Lightbulb
Changing a Lightbulb

Just one. You want to make something of it?

One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb
is useless and should be thrown away.

Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing
who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grieving process.

Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two.
Is that OK with you?

That information is strictly secret and shared only with
the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the
Ancient Hierarchical Order.

The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....

Light bulb? What light bulb?

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