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For 'Em!
Hi, Folks...

Back in the days when I did "the scene", or a quiet and dark version of it, I used to have a little trick I loved to do, when I was off out, to meet some guy.  At my front door, before leaving, I'd take out my weenie, pull the foreskin back, and...on the upper side of my penis head, I'd place a beautifully shiny 1 penny piece, then roll my foreskin back over it.  Off I'd go!

When I met up with the guy, we'd go somewhere dark and spooky!  I'd take out my weenie, leave it hanging out, erect or otherwise, and point at the tip of it and say, "Have yourself a treasure hunt!"  The guy knew what I meant, too.  He'd roll my foreskin back, see the bright, shiny 1 penny piece and, while Stefan Junior was getting hard enough to knock nails in (those were the days!), he'd take it off there.  I'd walk over into the overnight shade from street lights, hang my jacket up, drop my trousers and just stand there, in a beautiful silver or gold Satin shirt, beautiful Satin briefs, trousers down by my ankles, take a deep breath and say, "A penny for your thoughts...what are you going to do to me?"  Oh, boy, did I find out!  Later, I told him to keep the penny, and I'd give him another, next time, for his collection.  Wow! Those nights are the ones after which I had to rest for a day or two...wonderful memories, of fun guys!  One of them called me "Guy", as in "Penny for the guy!". As long as he didn't call me "Penny", I was okay with that!

One day, I plan to restart my Penny Play Days, but there's lots of time, yet, for me to look forward to them...I'll get my pennies bright and shiny, just as they used to be!  (Truth is, it was a money-laundering scheme, but we didn't shift much cash!)

(However, if he showed total lack of humour and looked at me like I was insane, I'd just say something like, "That's a penny towards your taxi, or petrol - take it and get lost!")

This is where I find out if this post is deleted, moved or laughed at!  Gulp! 

Stefan R.
I'm not going to lie, I'm so confused. Surely this process with penny's would take forever to money launder large sums?

also, with saying you make it shiny, I'm assuming you're cleaning these as penny's have sooooooo much bacteria.
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Yes. I've managed to calculate that a large sum of money, laundered using this method, would take 27 lifetimes - oh, and 8 hours and 43 minutes.

Yes. I made sure that the bright and shiny pennies were always germ-free, by talking nicely to them and apologising to them for leaving them in chlorine for 60 minutes, before being rinsed off and used.

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