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  XRIMO > 12-12-2010, 08:33 PM

  I always feel depressed reading the coming out stories that tear up families. So how about a thread about funny responses you had when you came out.
  
  I don't have many yet, but my mother will probably be my favorite. Scene: after pacing around for an hour trying to build up the courage, and her thinking that I have some really bad news, I finally say to her "I'm gay"
  
  She looks at me for a second and says "Thats it? For fuc'ks sake, I thought you were dying. Don't scare me like that." :biggrin::tongue:

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  matty7 > 12-12-2010, 09:52 PM

  when i told some a couple of my friends they said wow - would never have thought - but then said if my other friend sean would have come out they would have totally believed it -- made me laugh so much as he has 6 kids and would sleep with a warm scarf if it smelt of perfume - he was gutted when i told him too

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  Genersis > 12-12-2010, 10:02 PM

  When i told a good friend of mine(On MSN). He said.:
  
  Friend: You better not be joking, that isn't something to joke about.
  Me: I am.
  30 seconds later.
  Me: Gay I mean, not joking.:redface:
  Friend: Its cool, doesn't change anyhing between us.
  But to be honest i though you're brother was the gayer seeming one.
  
  I couldn't help but lol.:tongue:

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  Ultra > 12-12-2010, 11:22 PM

  I have no funny coming out reactions. The only one that comes close is a good online friend of mine didn't believe me and thought I was really joking around. I was kinda surprised he took it well, I thought he came off as homophobic. I remember him using gay in a negative way several times and he's also said "faggot" and other words like that in the past.

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  matthew91 > 12-13-2010, 01:18 AM

  one of my gay friends was like this
  
  Guy: Mum... I'm gay
  Mother: That's nice dear, could you pass the butter
  
  

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  Marvinteck > 12-13-2010, 02:11 AM

  The first words out of my fathers mouth when I told him I was gay was "Oh boy".

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  princealbertofb > 12-13-2010, 02:16 AM

  XRIMO Wrote:I always feel depressed reading the coming out stories that tear up families. So how about a thread about funny responses you had when you came out.
  
  I don't have many yet, but my mother will probably be my favorite. Scene: after pacing around for an hour trying to build up the courage, and her thinking that I have some really bad news, I finally say to her "I'm gay"
  
  She looks at me for a second and says "Thats it? For fuc'ks sake, I thought you were dying. Don't scare me like that." :biggrin::tongue:

  
  
  Got to love that one, Doug... indeed, nice reaction...
  My mother said, you must have thought I was born yesterday...
  (of course not, mum!) :tongue:

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  Lerajie > 12-13-2010, 02:31 AM

  [COLOR="Teal"]I thought my Sister's reaction was funny as hell, and my cousin too
  
  Me: I'm gay
  
  Sister: Omg are you sure?
  
  Me: Yup
  
  Sister: Why are you gay?
  
  Me: I like men?
  
  Sister: oh wow
  
  Me: why the hell are you so surprised, you always were suspicious of me..
  
  Sister: WELL IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, CAN I BE SHOCKED FOR A FEW MINS?!
  
  Me: aight
  
  10 mins later
  
  Sister: Alright im done being shocked, we needa go shoppin
  
  ---
  
  Me: I'm gay
  
  Cousin: And now you freaking tell me? , i could have hooked you UP!
  
  And it is true, she could have [/COLOR]
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