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I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids...
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman wave
at
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
where he
knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids". Now his mind races. He
racks
his brain and travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to
his wife and says, "O no!!!!! Are you the stripper
from Fred's stag night that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery???" She
looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's Grade 3
teacher"


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