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Irish sky diver
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Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky-dive.

When I got to the door of the plane I just couldn't jump so the 6ft 7inch black instructor unzips his fly and says: 'If you don't jump you're getting this baby right up your arse!' "

Mick asks: "Did you jump?"

Paddy replies: "A little bit when it first went in."
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Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams


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