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Jesus and Satan...
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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the
> computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of
> hearing all the bickering.
>
> Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set
> up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge
> who does the better job."
>
> So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
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> They moused.
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> They faxed.
>
> They e-mailed.
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> They e-mailed with attachments.
>
> They downloaded.
>
> They did spreadsheets!
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> They wrote reports.
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> They created labels and cards.
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> They created charts and graphs.
>
> They did some genealogy reports
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> They did every job known to man.
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> Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell.
>
> Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
> across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
>
> Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the
> underworld.
>
> Jesus just sighed.
>
> Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
> computers.
>
> Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE!
> "I lost everything when the power went out!"
>
> Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past
> two hours of work.
>
> Satan observed this and became irate.
> "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his
> work and I don't have any?"
>
> God just shrugged and said,
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> JESUS SAVES
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Note: No trees were destroyed in the sending of this contaminant free message. However, I do concede, a significant number of electrons may have been inconvenienced.


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