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Do you know any good jokes
An eye for an eye
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets
JustAperson Wrote:It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets

lol that's a good one!
An eye for an eye
Dan1980 Wrote:lol that's a good one!

HAHA I know right, thought it would be a funny joke ;D
When my grandad got sick he went to some new age quack and she smeared butter on his back.
He went downhill really fast after that.
A pirate walked into a bar with an old ship's steering wheel stuck into the front of his pants. Some guy looked at it and said, "Well, that looks uncomfortable." The pirate replied, "Arrr, it's driving me nuts."

I've got really bad eyesight
I always lose my black friends at night
I lose my white friends in the snow
I lose my East asian friends in the desert
And I lose my Arab Friends in airport security.
Two Irishmen walked out of a bar...
I bid NO Trump!
What has a sheep and Kangaroo have in common? They are jumpers!!!!
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