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Little Lenny
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Little Lenny was never the best or brightest in Sunday School, in fact he slept through most of the lesson. Such was the case this particular Sunday.

Father Michael asked Little Lenny "Who has authority over the Pope?"

Johnny, the boy sitting behind Little Lenny, poked Lenny in the bum with a pen.

Little Lenny jumped up and shouted "Lord God Almighty"

"Very good." replied Father Michael. Little Lenny fell back asleep.

Next, Father Michael asked "Who is our Lord and Savior."

Again Johnny poked Lenny with the pen.

Little Lenny jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ." then sat down and went back to sleep.

"Well done." Praised Father Michael.

"Alright, what did Eve say to Adam aver she had their 23rd child?" Asked Father Michael.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and poked Lenny with the pen.

Little Lenny jumped up and shouted "If you poke me with that thing one more time I am going to break it in half."
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lmao love it hehe wonder what the father said next?


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