02-23-2014, 10:18 AM
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon âQuickieâ with their 8 -year old son in the flat was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
âThereâs a car being towed from the car parkâ he shouted.
âAn ambulance just drove pastâ
âLooks like the Andersons have visitorsâ he called out.
âMattâs riding a new bike!â
âLooks like the Sanders are moving!â
âJason is on his skateboard!
After a few moments he announced,
The Coopers are having a shag!
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, âHow do you know that?â
âJimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
âThereâs a car being towed from the car parkâ he shouted.
âAn ambulance just drove pastâ
âLooks like the Andersons have visitorsâ he called out.
âMattâs riding a new bike!â
âLooks like the Sanders are moving!â
âJason is on his skateboard!
After a few moments he announced,
The Coopers are having a shag!
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, âHow do you know that?â
âJimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams