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A solipsist's pick up line: "would you sleep with me if I were the last man on earth?"

Q - What is the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?
A - An etymologist knows

Entropy isn't what it used to be

The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: "Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?"
Sartre replied, "Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream".
Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fill the order and Sartre returned to working. A few minutes later, however, the waitress returned and said, "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream - how about with no milk?"
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Baha, good stuff. "How about with no milk?" Tongue Nice.
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