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My fine is...
#1
This is one of those chain mail forward things I got... and I do very few of them... but this one I've been getting everyone to do so I thought I'd chuck it in here too! Just for a laugh and to see who's most deviant!!

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you have reply with this: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- 25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25


So.. what's your fine? !!
~Michael

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
#2
My fine is... £425.60
~Michael

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
#3
Mines only £265 :biggrin:
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#4
Gosh ..£145! Rolleyes


Time spent being less than happy is time waistedWavey

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#5
spotysocks Wrote:Gosh ..£145! Rolleyes

Somebodies been a good boy :tongue:
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#6
I'm so not going to be the most deviant person in this forum! Awaits more results! lol
~Michael

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
#7
wouldlikemuscle Wrote:I'm so not going to be the most deviant person in this forum! Awaits more results! lol

-Plays the royal horn AND HERE HE IS!! The GS bike Wink
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#8
Heeeeey!!! lol
~Michael

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
#9
You know I loves chu really! Rolleyes
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#10
hahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Btw masturbation and anal sex is what cost me the most :redface:


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