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Nasty Joke! haha
#1
a. How can you tell when the bartender doesn't like you???

b. When she leaves the string in your bloody Mary

hehe:biggrin:
#2
Oh.... wow, that's a hell of a joke.... (definitely laughing on the inside, pretty grossed out on the outside) lol
#3
Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats nasty.Wink
#4
Here is one my friend told me this weekend.

What is a Jewish dilemma?

Free Pork

xD xD xD
In the end, it boils down to two simple choices. Either you do or you don't. You'd think with all the problems in this world, there'd be more answers. It's not fair... but its the way things are. The choice is yours. ~ Zidane Tribal

Hope is comforting, it allows us to accept fate no matter how tragic it may be. ~ Yunalesca

"Απο μακρυά και αγαπημένοι παρά απο κοντά και μαλωμένοι"

There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met ~ Gonzo
#5
l got a whole mobile filled with obscene jokes however they are so obscene I cannot share here... Compliments of another gs member Smile

Kindest regards

zeon x
#6
Grossssssssss
#7
Rainbowmum Wrote:Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats nasty.Wink

It sure is!
#8
i say drink it down!!! Pukeface
#9
wakeboarder Wrote:i say drink it down!!! Pukeface

Haha, Blah!!!

and do you know why midgets dont use tampons?

Because they keep tripping on the string......
#10
Oh..oh..ho that`s messed up

wait....Timmy`s got one

What did the right pussy lip say to the left pussy lip?

Gurl we used to be tight.


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