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Olfactory Woes
#1
I recently had sex with a dude. It was the first time I've had sex. I enjoyed myself for the most part. He's a sweet guy. However, there's this kind of big issue, which perhaps shouldn't be a big issue.... but it kind of is.

I don't like the way he smells. It's not body odor or anything. He's hygienic and all. He just has a smell that I can't stand. I didn't, and wouldn't, bring it up to him, there's no point, and that would be mean. But I can't get over it. I tried going down on him, but the smell was repulsive to me. Again... I don't think it would be to others, but for some reason it was to me. His scent stayed in my bed and my sheets for a while, and it made me gag every time I sensed it.

Is that weird? Anyone else experience something similar?

(thought about making this anonymous... but fuck it. I ain't ashamed, bitches.)
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#2
Could you be more specific? Was it in his crotch area that smelled or his skin in general? Was he uncut?
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#3
It was a kind of sweet smell and it was mainly in the crotch area. He is uncut.... which is bullshit cause he's Jewish. Like super Jewish. He wore a yarmulke for fuck's sake! Talk about false advertising.
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#4
Wade Wrote:...Is that weird? Anyone else experience something similar?
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There are particular body odors -- like you say, has nothing to do with bad hygiene -- that I find very repulsive. It's a particular "sicky sweet" smell. Not very many people have it but the few that do, I literally can't be in the same room with them for any length of time. And, yes, the odor is persistent and seems to cling to fabrics, even hair. I really don't know what it is, have never bothered to research it... but if we're talking about the same thing, I know exactly what you mean.
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#5
Did it smell like regelach? How were his matzo balls?

Aren't uncut cocks kosher for you?
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#6
Darius Wrote:Did it smell like regelach?

Not sure what that is, but I do think I made that sound at some point.
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#7
Wade Wrote:Not sure what that is, but I do think I made that sound at some point.
He spelled it wrong:

Rugelach
Rugelach, other spellings: rugelakh, rugulach, rugalach, ruggalach, rogelach, rugalah, rugulah, rugala, is a Jewish pastry of Ashkenazic origin. Traditional rugelach are made in the form of a crescent by rolling a triangle of dough around a filling. Wikipedia

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#8
MikeW Wrote:He spelled it wrong:

Rugelach
Rugelach, other spellings: rugelakh, rugulach, rugalach, ruggalach, rogelach, rugalah, rugulah, rugala, is a Jewish pastry of Ashkenazic origin. Traditional rugelach are made in the form of a crescent by rolling a triangle of dough around a filling.


I like how there's a dozen different spellings for it and you didn't get any of them right, [MENTION=21957]Darius[/MENTION]. (no offense, Frog )

Not sure if that's what he smelt like, but if it is, then I know what to avoid at the bakery. [MENTION=20947]MikeW[/MENTION], your "sicky sweet" smell sounds about right.
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#9
Have you inquired about his gefilte fish intake?
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#10
... I'm learning more about Jewish cuisine in this thread than 26 years of life on earth has done for me.
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