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She just did a silly thing!
#1
The 1st part is a girl's apology email for cheating.
Second is his hilarious reply which was forwarded to his entire address
book and is now circulating everywhere. It's a bit long but worth reading

THE APOLOGY:

Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel
like the worst person ever.

First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you.
Of all the people in the whole entire world,
you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way.
There is no excuse at all or anything that happened,
so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink,
and I did a stupid thing.

I can handle you being p1ssed at me,
I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle
the ugly words that were exchanged between us,
what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.
It is weird, The world looked funny yesterday,
I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me,
there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed.
I don't know if you meant everything you said to me,
and I am hoping that you didn't.

I know that I was wrong on many levels,
but I am also hoping that this is something
that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid,
I can't imagine my days without you.
It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could
say that my behavior didn't reflect that,
and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me,
and I hate feeling like all of your friends
think I am a terrible person, because I am not.

I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened.

I am so sorry.

Elizabeth


RESPONSE:

Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for
"Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to
carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of
whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes
while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate
too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds
for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and
degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span,
or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F**k him"
somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if
the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves
around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm
sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider
someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is
that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think
you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about
as much respect as your average child porn collector.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you
really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do.
Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like
watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I forwarded about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,

Brad


Time spent being less than happy is time waistedWavey

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#2
ahahahaha!!!! cum guzzling whore.. thats great.
#3
Oh that was good... My favorite part was ---> Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for
"Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".
#4
what is a diatribes? :redface:
#5
Diatribe (di'e trib') a bitter, abusive denunciation or criticism.
#6
Heh fun email he has style <3
[COLOR="Purple"]As I grow to understand less and less,
I learn to love it more and more.
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#7
tar uda (^^,)
#8
Do brains turn you on? lol
#9
huh?????????
#10
Udabar Wrote:Do brains turn you on? lol

I thought i should reply on that... Highly arousing!!! Brad message me :tongue:


Time spent being less than happy is time waistedWavey

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