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Smurf Pick-up Lines
#1
Don't be blue, I'll go with you...

Wanna see what's under the hat?

(I'm just want to see what someone will make of the obvious joke!)
#2
Too obvious, but just which Smurf is the dick head?

"Are you blue everywhere? Can I see?"
#3
" they don't call me spicy smurf for my skills in the kitchen Wink"
#4
Quote:"Are you blue everywhere? Can I see?"

Are you blue all the way to your toes?

...So, what DO you call blue-balls on a Smurf? Or do they even HAVE balls? They flirt w/Smurfette, but baby smurfs comes for the moon!...
#5
Hahahaha. I can just picture this happening in one of their movies and all the kids gasping.

Those little freaky blue things. Hahaha Wink
#6
You are so hot my balls are turning purple:biggrin:
#7
Hey smurfy, why don't we go back to my smurf and i can smurf you in your smurf and maybe you can smurf me in my smurf?
#8
That's smurfin' fantastic!
#9
Our pants all smurf the same...
#10
"Are you blueberry flavored? Can I taste to find out?"


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