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Strange and Funny Laws.
#1
Okay, here are some, post your if you know of others.

It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

Men may not be seen in strapless gowns in Florida.

In Idaho, the law states that all boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

Baths may not be taken in the months of October through March in Indiana.

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.

Cottonwood, Arizona: Couples having sex in a vehicle with flat wheels will be fined. The fine will be doubled if the sex occurs in the backseat.

In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm. Apparently it's fine for a woman to shoot off a gun with any partner and, it's fine for a homosexual man to shoot off a gun if he is with a male partner.
#2
I don't know if they've been repealed but for many years you could be arrested for eating an apple in a library, and for hundreds of years it was actually illegal to eat Christmas Pudding, since Oliver Cromwell outlawed it and denounced it as "an unGodly mess".
Still wondering what I'll be when I grow up.
#3
In South Africa, young people wearing bathing suits are prohibited from sitting less than 12 inches apart.

In Bahrain, it is illegal for a male doctor to examine a womans genitals by looking directly, but he may examine them by way of a mirror.

In Indonesia, anyone found guilty of masturbation may be decapitated.

Since 1173 it has been illegal to die in Venice, Italy.

In Cambodia, it is illegal to intentionally jump onto any of the 10 million land mines that scar the country.

In the USA, it is illegal for 2 people of the same sex to marry.
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#4
The sad part on some of them is the fact that there would not need to be a law if someone hadn't done it already! Like the last one in the original list!
#5
In Ohio it is illegal for a stallion to have sex with mares within 30 feet of a public street.
In Ohio, failing to use headphones on public transportation is a crime.
#6
Quote:"In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom."

Oookey :biggrin: Lol

Quote:Since 1173 it has been illegal to die in Venice, Italy.

Must be epic to be Dracula xD
Sometimes you need a bit of chaos in your life to be able to shrug off pitiful disdain about something meaningless.


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