So far we have raised 15% of our monthly running costs! Thanks for your generosity!

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The maid who wanted a raise
Conchita wanted a raise.

The Mistress of the house very upset by this request asks her:-

And why do you want an increase?

Well, for three reasons.

The 1st, it is because I iron better than Madam

And who tells you that?

It's Monsieur, she said.


The second is that I cook better than Madam.

And who says you cook better than I?

It is Monsieur who says I cook better than Madam.


"My third reason is that I make love better than Madam"

And it is Monsieur who tells you that you make love better than I do?

No Madam. It's the gardener, Madam.

Conchita got he raise.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams

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