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This or That
both! LOL

shoulder rub or foot rub
Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: 
''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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D’oh. Both

Penetrating or penetrated?
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Penetrate or penetrated what? Penetrating "pimples" with a "needle?" I don't prefer to pop zits, too much work. I'd rather go see an expert and have him stick the needle in them for me.
Otters or bears?
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Hand in your gay card! Penetrating pimples? Really?

Otters

Almond butter or Nutella?
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Read between the lines.

Nutella

Puppies or kitties?
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OMG. Double entendres by millennials are as sexy as taxforms.

Puppies

Farfalle or orecchiette?
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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What can I say? I'm an accountant. (Also don't confuse us with Gen Z. Those kids are waaaay different from us. Although apparently I pass as one, since everyone at my college thinks I'm eight years younger than I actually am and refuses to believe me when I tell them my real age)

Farfelle.

Having a sexy accountant file your taxes in his/her underwear, or having a sexy plumber fix your sink while giving you the classic plumber's crack?
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underwear clad accountant.

movies - comedy or horror?
Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: 
''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
Reply
Comedy, but funny horror is great, too

Beer or hard cider?
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Beer.  Hard cider gives me the runs.

Cats or dogs?
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