This or That

[Miles]

I opened it and looked away for 3 minutes

Clean, easier to get away with

Seriously? Ninja'd again...pepper

Fuck or duck

[MisterTinkles]

Impalment



Soft or hard

[southbiochem]

HARD

Impalement or beheading?

[Miles]

You mean doing it or being a victim of it? If doing, impalement. If the victim, beheading as long as it's quick and clean

Wow, I got double-ninja'd and ended up answering the right question anyway.

Gutterslut or cumguzzler?

[southbiochem]

Gutterslut..

and I was thinking as the executioner.

Execution or pardon?

[MisterTinkles]

pardon



Diseased trick or diseased toilet seat

[Miles]

trick

pee on the pope or pee on your country's leader?

[MisterTinkles]

Pee on one, poop on the other




Cheese or Moon cheese

[southbiochem]

cheese

and pee on the pope everyday



Soviet-type anticlericalism or Facist-like anti-communism?

[MisterTinkles]

Facist-like anti-communism




Dodecahedrane or Olympiadane