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What's a Fottle (rude joke)
#1
I went to the Patent office to register some of my inventions.

I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.

She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "a folding bottle".

She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

"A Fottle."

"What else do you have."

"I have also invented a folding carton."

Again she said, "what do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds rude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even
telling her about my folding bucket.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
Yeah... that joke is worth a slap......... hahahahhaha!
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#3
Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl Rofl
No facepalm, nice one Xyxthumbs
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