You're banned game

[Chase]

banned for non-universal reasons then

[IanSaysHi]

Banned because everybody needs a ban sometimes.

[CellarDweller]

banned because here is the ban that you need.

[IanSaysHi]

Banned because:
1) wears a hat
2) too cheerful
3) delusional wins in other threads
4) bans me too frequently
5) it’s Friday
6) called Chuck
7) slept last night
8) has the tag line ”˜blabber mouth’
9) tickles people
10) has enjoyed ice cream
11) has judged people to be a specific type of ”˜bro’
12) is a member of an online forum
13) has used a microwave
14) has sung a song
15) has the letter ”˜d’ in his forum nickname

[CellarDweller]

banned for saying more than just "Hi".

[trywait]

banned because someone else said so

[CellarDweller]

banned for popping in unexpectedly

[Bookworm]

Banned for not expecting the unexpected

[Cridders88]

Banned because that makes it expected, no?

[Bookworm]

Banned for Great Expectations