You're banned game

[IanSaysHi]

Banned to be the king of one of those made-up European countries that feature in American movies where they always have British accents and the plot always involves an independent young woman marrying a prince and managing to foil an internal aide from disrupting the royal family whilst completely turning centuries old royal tradition on its head but it’s okay.

[Chase]

banned from Genovia

[CellarDweller]

banned for self-proclaimed monarchy

[Chase]

banned because I won the position as monarch based on a technicality in the American electoral college system, so bend the knee

[CellarDweller]

banned for thinking you could even begin to tell your father what to do.

[Bookworm]

Banned for losing control of your son.

[Chase]

banned for advising the royal family

[IanSaysHi]

Banned because we shall not be ruled - FREEEDDDOOMMMMMM

[Bookworm]

Banned for Mel Gibson impersonations

[CellarDweller]

banned for taking this to Hollywood