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there was once a bunk-bed with a little brother on the bottem bunk, and an older brother on the top bunk. one day, the older brother took his boyfriend over to spend the nightT_T. they were planning to fuck on the top bunk. they didn't want the little brother to know what they were doing, so they made up codes. "lettuce" meant "go faster". "tomatoes" meant "go harder". so the little brother heard "lettuce tomatoes, lettuce tomatoes, lettuce tomatoes!" over and over again! then he screamed "will you stupid fucks stop makin sandwiches up there?!?! your getting mayonnaise all over my face!"
That's an OLD joke!!! xD
i didn't know you had heard it before...:eek:

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