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name three things........
#1
...to buy at wal-mart to freak out the cashier. or have the police called on you.

here, i will get you started.

1. K Y lube
2. Hand cuffs
3. Big zucchini
#2
Rope, condoms, and a hacksaw

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#3
home pregnacy test kit
coat hangers
get well soon card
#4
Rat poison, New set of knives, bleach
#5
Midol, tampons, ammo.

Btw, that can work. Someone I used to talk to at a shooting range told me that when she tried buying tampons and ammo (I forget what store) a clerk held the tampon box and stared at the ammo. Then he said he was having problems with the register and needed the manager's key. When the manager came over the clerk talked to him and she heard him say, "But she is buying tampons AND ammo." (The manager told him to ring her up in case you're curious.)

We said she should've gotten Midol with her other purchases and GLARED at him, too. Rofl
#6
A plastic sheet, bleach and ammo
#7
[SIZE="3"]Since 1999 Asda has been wholly owned by Wal-Mart so for us Brits we can answer this thread..!
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[SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Black Pudding:
Faggots:
Bovril

That'll get you Yanks thinking...! [/COLOR][/SIZE]


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[SIZE="3"][COLOR="Green"]Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

Oscar Wilde[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Respect
#8
Duct Tape
Large trash bags
sleeping pills.
Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: 
''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
#9
gold fish
big bottle of lube
camera
#10
Super Pet habitat for pet rats, medium size
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Back to Basics pro electric meat grinder
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Betty Crocker one dish meals
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