Some bad jokes...
08-07-2008, 02:16 AM
Patrick swayze has denied rumors that he is going to make a sequel to dirty dancing, however he said he could be making a sequel to ghost in five weeks time...
little April was asleep during class, the teacher decided to try & catch her out & asks "tell me April who created the universe?", when April didn't stir her friend little johnny jabbed her in the back with a pen, "GOD ALMIGHTY" shouted April. a little later the teacher asks her "who is our savior?", johnny prods April again with a pen & April shouts "JESUS CHRIST". the teacher was determined to catch her asleep & asks "what did eve say to Adam after she had their 23rd child?", johnny again comes to the rescue & jabs April who screams "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONCE MORE, ILL BREAK IT IN HALF & SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!!", The teacher fainted.
Two chicks, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and the brunette says, "awww, a dead bird!". The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
little April was asleep during class, the teacher decided to try & catch her out & asks "tell me April who created the universe?", when April didn't stir her friend little johnny jabbed her in the back with a pen, "GOD ALMIGHTY" shouted April. a little later the teacher asks her "who is our savior?", johnny prods April again with a pen & April shouts "JESUS CHRIST". the teacher was determined to catch her asleep & asks "what did eve say to Adam after she had their 23rd child?", johnny again comes to the rescue & jabs April who screams "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONCE MORE, ILL BREAK IT IN HALF & SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!!", The teacher fainted.
Two chicks, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and the brunette says, "awww, a dead bird!". The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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