Not That Anyone Cares But...

[trialbyerror]

Not that anyone cares, but I am finding it more and more difficult to spend time on GS and I am missing my contact with everyone. I have so many questions:
Where in the hell is Mum? Is she coming back? Monk? How is Megumi and her baby? What is happening with Bowyn? Where is trywait traveling? Did I miss the duck getting laid? What is happening with Miles? Why did Partisan switch ID's? <confused wolf>

N T A C B
I't's gonna take me 3 days to compile an answer