Not That Anyone Cares But...

[trialbyerror]

Not that anyone cares but I wish I could forget how old I am

N T A B C B
Not a sausage!
I'm too close to being a pensioner!

Think of all thoe discounts, the valid excuses for not buying an endless stream of presents all year long,

And pension....

Aaaaaaaaa pension....

6 months on the trot in Puket.....

BOY! Am I gonna make up for the 10 odd years this lot of prissy, pretentious, plastic pricks have put me through...