What's on Your Mind

[CASH]

Well first off, I can't remember the context, but I'm sure I said "slobber", not "sober" --I can't even remember the last time I said I was sober. :eek:

And I take my religion very seriously. As you know, I'm committed to restarting the Roman alters on Mount Sapo, where soap was first created (and yes, the irony is not lost on me, since that's not a product I ever use). The guards were trying to stop me from slaughtering my lamb on a pyre beside the mall's Creche --ignoring my right to equal religious protection! I wouldn't even have been in their Nativity scene except the little bugger kept eating the hay in baby Jesus' manger --totally understandable, probably the same thing happened the first time around.

So I understand why all the children were upset...I'm a commanding figure at the best of times. Wrapped in a toga, screaming latin, brandishing a knife and lunging at what I'm sure they thought was the "lamb of Christ", it was probably all too much for them. And you're right, taking off the toga didn't help matters at all. Next time I'll wait until the church choir is done seeing Beethoven's 9th....Orff's "O Fortuna!" would be more appropriate anyway.

It was a terrible day. And that acid you gave me to "perk me up" just make me jittery on all that NyQuil. Thank Zeus all the staff in Hold Renfrew knew you from stalking the underwear aisle or I never would have gotten out of there.

Just read thru this one moar time and THEN ask Me AGAIN if it is really all that odd that Holt Renfrew called Me to say that I had 10 minutes to cut up Your credit card or risk prosecution...