What's on Your Mind

[CASH]

So I am having a REALLY nice dinner with My Date when - as USUAL - He has a stroke.

The nurse tells Me I should probably find My own way home...

So there I am walking up Madison when Sharkie runs up in his red satin jogging shorts.

"Hey," He says..."How about some Harvey's Bristol Crème and witty conversation???"

Well, I throw My scarf over My neck and adjust My vintage Newsboy Cap and say, "SURE!"

So there We are -- a roaring fire, the scent of evergreen in the air, Sharkie's Butler politely bowing...

I raise My glass and Sharkie says, "NO - let ME..."

Ever so slowly He dips His finger into My glass and gently feeds Me the luscious nectar one drop at a time...

After about 7 minutes I point out that He doesn't have a fireplace and the roaring fire is going to swallow the whole neighborhood if We don't get out.

I took a cab home and shaved My chest.