What's on Your Mind

[Anocxu]

If getting pregnant doesn't work, try some of these things to endear yourself more to him:

Talk about your sexual prowess and which China you'd like the 2of you to buy on your first date
Tell him in great detail about the latest episode from Kardashians to show him you're keeping up with the news.
Don't forget to mention all your previous boyfriends and how they were able to make you come hands-free.
Also prove how interested you are in him by asking how much he earns, his credit card numbers and his net worth. This is also the best point to ask for birthday and Christmas gifts.
Don't hesitate to ask for independent references to check, that everything he tells you is true.
Bring along doctors bills, a list of meds you take, to show you have a clean bill of health, except for that latex-allergy which has been proven incurable. And nobody cares about herpes anymore, anyways.

Good luck

That sounds like so much work...
Giving birth would be so much easier... :-P