Allah and the 72 Virgins

[Virge]

I heard one today about Hillary Clinton working out with her personal trainer..... She was sweaty and breathing heavy and said, "I can't wait to get home and yank Bill's underwear off and jump on the bed."

"Excuse me Mrs. Clinton," the trainer said, "I didn't realize making you work out so hard would get you aroused!"

"I'm not aroused," she answered, "These goddamn jockey sorts are riding up in my butt crack."