11-29-2014, 04:15 AM
We draw names in our family for Christmas gifts. My sister drew my aunt. She's a bit tough to shop for now, since she is going through cancer treatment, and basically sits around my parents' house. But I had a suggestion...
LEX: Aunt likes listening to Rush Limbaugh, but our parents don't. Maybe you can get her a headphone radio.
SIS: Ugh. I can't believe you're asking the bleeding heart liberal to give my aunt the gift of Rush.
LEX: You're not. The bleeding heart liberal will be giving her parents the gift of NO Rush.
SIS: ....I like the way you think.
Lex
LEX: Aunt likes listening to Rush Limbaugh, but our parents don't. Maybe you can get her a headphone radio.
SIS: Ugh. I can't believe you're asking the bleeding heart liberal to give my aunt the gift of Rush.
LEX: You're not. The bleeding heart liberal will be giving her parents the gift of NO Rush.
SIS: ....I like the way you think.
Lex