What's on Your Mind

[himself]

I'm wondering if I should get a proper haircut next time. I always go to a barber and look hideous afterwards. I got a haircut yesterday, and I also shaved. When I look in the mirror, I see the ugliest thing that ever existed. I have never seen anyone who looks as bad as me. I think it is partly due to my hair. Sometimes, when I go swimming or come out of the shower and my hair's all messed up, I am surprised by how... acceptable my face looks, so I think my usual unstyled hair does me no favours. Also, I have terrible skin - no one looks as sick as I do. Even when I was eating really healthily, I looked like crap. I have bad teeth, even though I saw people drinking loads of sugary drinks who had perfect teeth. My body can't take any abuse at all. It's really fucking annoying. I am so angry. I'm going to go drown some kittens or shut down an orphanage now.