Trump or Hillary as President, who else is petrified?

[LJay]

Now, now, guys. I have met a couple of cats that were pleasant enough.

Louis, after ten years of terrorizing me, once plopped himself on my chest as I lay in a recliner and was quite civil, even engaging. To think we could have been drinking buddies but it never happened.

Then there was a particular tiger-striped fellow named Ernie who was downright friendly. He talked a lot but I never could understand what he was saying.

These, however, are individuals and not my experience of the species in general.

Then there was Booger, who spent an entire night dive bombing my head from a conveniently placed windowsill. I never understood what he had against me. Booger was not nice.