What's on Your Mind

[Sylph]

Two guys fighting over who gets to impress the chick and hopefully get laid after what will be months of begging?


I wouldn't do that on purpose. Fuck that chick. Pick up your own umbrella.

I am happy to open doors, pick up things that were dropped... I don't go all crazy with it... I do like spoiling guys I like though... ugh I need to quit that crap.

I had one person expect me to open the car door for him... I was kind of put off with the demand, after all I'm the one who paid for dinner... And fuck if I have ever had a date where someone is coming to pick my ass up and open doors for me and buy me dinner and all that crap...

My my,

As it seems, I've gone and done it again with my blasphemous beliefs


Now now boys, don't misinterpret the message:

Not with expectation nor proliferation does this have to due, but of morality and standards my dears;

As there is no demands from her unto the males to assist her, but rather the display of a courteous act of chivalric dalliance in helping someone.


Mind you, this can equivocally be construed as a form of sexism, in that the males are behaving as common animals vying for the possession of the woman's affection, by essentially undermining her clear endeavours to help herself;

Rendering these notions of Male subservience and "being used" for the gain of another, quintessentially null and void.

As it's simply a matter of interpretation my dears, on the behest of the viewer and his/her own opinions and biases.

And my comment no doubt gave sway to an underlying notion that the aforementioned consensus of "Male subservience" should be the message taken from this photo;

Tis merely a folly my Merry flock of Stags;

A jest in good ol' social dichotomous figures of pervasive ideas of gender roles and philanthropic and altruistic values in such a stigmatized antithesis to said ideas of gender roles, was all that it was my darlins.


Clearly you bitches fell hook line and sinker, as the Americans say;

But that was to be expected I supposes