09-01-2008, 12:51 AM
What The Doctor Said
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctorâs office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
âYour husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder," he said. "If you donât do the following, your husband will surely die.â
The doctor continued, âEach morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Donât burden him with chores. Donât discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.â
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. âWell, dear, what did the doctor say?â
To which his wife responded, âHe said youâre going to die.â
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctorâs office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
âYour husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder," he said. "If you donât do the following, your husband will surely die.â
The doctor continued, âEach morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Donât burden him with chores. Donât discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.â
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. âWell, dear, what did the doctor say?â
To which his wife responded, âHe said youâre going to die.â