lie to me

[Chase]

The above person went to a formal party at a mansion with Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, Sarah Palin, Lindsey Lohan, Bill Maher, Rick Warren, Richard Dawkins, Dr. Oz, Oprah Winfrey, John Travolta, Miley Cyrus, and Paris Hitlon. At the party, Miley Cirus got into an argument with Zac because he wouldn't agree to give her his cellphone number, she got into an argument with Taylor Swift (it wasn't a real argument but they just exchanged comments on each other that were insults in-disguise), she got into an argument with Sarah Palin because Palin said she can't sing, Miley got into an argument with Lindsey Lohan because Miley told her she was a bad role model, she got into an fight with Bill Maher because he burst into laughter as soon as he saw her, she got into a fight with Rick Warren because he told Miley she is going to burn in Hell, Miley got into a fight with Richard Dawkins because she said "oh my God," she got into a fight with Dr. Oz because he told her she should be ashamed for smoking sylvia, Cyrus didn't fight Oprah but she called Oprah fat and she got really hurt from it, John Travolta tried to convert Miley to Scientology and she made fun of his religion, Miley insulted Paris Hilton's fashion senses, and, at the party, Miley Cyrus callled the person who posted above a nasty word.
At the party, while everyone was in the lobby discussing why their mysterious guess hasn't shown up, the lights suddenly went out and Miley Cyrus had been shot. Something apparently was blocking all cellphone signals, perhaps a lightning storm that was brewing, perhaps a cellphone signal blocker, landlines and Internet had been cut. So, the guess decided to investigate. Split up into groups. Through a series of rather odd events, Sarah Palin and Rick Warren ended up getting killed during blackouts as well. The guess found a pistol in the above persons room. The person fled during another convenient black out. While the person was trying find the key to the shed that housed the rafts, as, they were on an island and were ferried, Zac Efron caught them, right when they found the key to. The person got into a big wrestling match with Zac Efron, lights went out, another person was shot, they ran to where they heard the shot, everyone gasping at the sight of a dead Paris Hilton. Then Oprah let out a scream and pointed at the person, but then Zac Efron explained he had just been trying to accost the said person.
The crowd let out in confusion and Richard Dawkins accused the person of probably working in cahoots with whoever just shot Paris Hilton. Then John Travolta stepped in and said his senses were telling him that person was innocent. Then Dr. OZ brought up the gun, and they found the gun the person carried, had bullets in it that did not match the bullets Dr. Oz fond in the victims, as, he being a doctor tried to mend the wounds.
Lightning strikes the mansion and it begins to burn. Everyone escapes to the rafts, and the mansion burns down. At shore, Zac Efron apologizes to the person for being too rough when he tried to bring the person in. A conversation picks up, and they agree to share a room at an inn. While in the room, the above person notices Zac had something in his suit coat. Something that made it drop hard on the ground as he through it on a chair. But, the above person, having found out Zac Efron is actually secretly bi at the mansion, has sex with him anyway.