09-11-2012, 06:51 AM
LateBloomer Wrote:I HATE bodily noises.
I don't even fart in front of my BF.
LOL...I wouldnt' normally fart in front of anyone but the best part about farting in front of the prudes at the bar (whenever you happen to have gas) is to ANNOUNCE you farted since the music is so loud it is hard to hear anyway:biggrin:
We had one bartender who use to light his on fire:eek: That was funny as hell (and a tad bizarre:biggrin.