What the Frack is this Shifting sand?!?!?

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You're alive, but you didn't share HIS condition...

BA, I think you should feed him to the Banshee that lives next door...

YES! The guy is such a slut that all kinds of hijinks could ensue if you let him overhear a fake phone call telling someone the Banshee is "a chick with a dick!" (Add whatever details he'd like.) Obviously when he asks more about that you should tell him you're not talking to him about that. Let his imagination lead him into, shall we say, a learning (or at least entertaining) experience.