10-14-2012, 02:07 PM
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
One: The bartender is a blonde girl.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Three: I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Four: The woman sitting next to me is both blonde and a professional weightlifter.
Five: The lady to your right is both blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
One: The bartender is a blonde girl.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Three: I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Four: The woman sitting next to me is both blonde and a professional weightlifter.
Five: The lady to your right is both blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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