Mommy mommy jokes

[Sylph]

Heres a local one;

Mama, mama, wahs fa supper doe?

Duck and Peas

Wah you mean duck and peas mama?

Duck unda de table and peeze out de duwa. :I

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And some mama jokes :-P


Ya mama's so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.

Ya mama's so big, whales sing 'we are family' when they see her.

Ya Mama's so ugly, her hair line prematurely retreated in fright.


We were very naughty kids in school lolz