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Mommy mommy jokes

MisterTinkles
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02-12-2014, 04:46 AM

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?"
Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!

Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

Mommy, Mommy! Whats an orgasm?
I don't know dear, ask your father.

Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?
Shut up and keep digging.

Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Shut up son, you'll wake your father.

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Mommy mommy jokes - by austin - 02-12-2014, 02:19 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by Sylph - 02-12-2014, 02:43 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by austin - 02-12-2014, 02:54 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by MisterTinkles - 02-12-2014, 04:46 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by trialbyerror - 02-12-2014, 07:09 PM

Mommy mommy jokes - by austin - 02-13-2014, 03:03 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by Festino - 02-13-2014, 03:28 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by austin - 02-17-2014, 06:19 AM

Mommy mommy jokes - by partis - 02-17-2014, 07:41 PM

Mommy mommy jokes - by partis - 02-17-2014, 07:46 PM

Mommy mommy jokes - by Ekwarph - 02-17-2014, 08:16 PM

Mommy mommy jokes - by Ekwarph - 02-17-2014, 08:17 PM

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