01-17-2016, 11:02 PM
That awkward moment when you have really painful hands then you find out it's because you have extra boney tissue in them but it's okay because then you find out you heal really fast so it's not too bad but then you get signed up to a special army unit who cover your extra hand bones and then all your bones in metal and you get shot in your head so you lose your memory then you get really grumpy then you think you're being hunted down by this guy because he can control metal but he's not after you he's after some young girl you picked up and you save her because she absorbs your healing powers anyway things seem to be okay but then the woman you're in love with who happens to be MARRIED ends up atomising her husband and she starts destroying the world but you manage to appeal to her less violent side and she asks you to kill her so you stab her with your hand claws and she's dead anyway then you end up having your mind projected back in time to stop special robots wiping out all the people like you in the future anyway by changing the past in the end the woman you love doesn't end up going nuts and she's alive. But she's still MARRIED.
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